Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

$39.99

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The Only Acceptable Ugly Sweater…

This is our take on the classic Die Hard crew neck and features “Ho Ho Ho Now I Have a Machine Gun” on the front, and a topo MP5 on the sleeve with the Goontape Shield.

This item is in stock and will arrive before Christmas if ordered by 12/17. Later orders still may arrive in time, but 12/17 is guaranteed by USPS.

This is a limited run item and once it’s gone it’s gone for good!

Merry Christmas, yall! Raid Responsibly

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

Die Hard MP5 Crewneck

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